well he's a chick magnet if ya know what I mean the way the girlies just go to him well ya should've seen the guy yeah he's got style and it's plain to see smooth shoes and cool tattoos hair pomped as tight as can be
you know I live a life of danger for the fbi keeping tabs on our nation on the land, on the sea, in the sky but every single night before i go to bed i get down on my knees and thank god i'm a secret agent man
i want a girl with the right allocations who is fast, and thorough, and sharp as a tack she's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair, she's touring the facility and picking up slack i want a girl with a short skirt and a looooong jacket
i notice when i come home in the evening she ain't got nothing nice to say to me, but for five year she was so nice lord she was lovey-dovey, i come home one particular evening the landlady said, "you got the rent money yet? ", i said, "no, can't find no job, therefore i ain't got no money to pay the rent" she said "i don't believe you're tryin' to find no job" said "i seen you today you was standin' on a corner, leaning up against a post" i said "but I'm tired, i've been walkin' all day" she said "that don't befront me, long as i get my money next Friday" now next friday come i didn't have the rent, and out the door I went
you come on with it, come on you don't fight fair that's okay, see if i care knock me down, it's all in vain k get right back on my feet again hit me with your best shot why don't you hit me with your best shot? hit me with your best shot fire away...