[Insert screengrab of security cam footage featuring Natasha straddling Barnes' hips as they engage in some very serious lip locking]
Nice work, Red. Camera work's a little shoddy, but really, top-notch work.
At least I'm assuming it's work. Didn't realize you bring work home these days or, well, I guess in this case, letting work take you home. Is this standard procedure? I'm not hip with the espionage tactical trends these days.
I'm sure you are. Can't fall behind on those. And I'm sure you know what you're doing so you're definitely not doing something very stupid that could get you killed / unleash all of Barnes' crazy on all of us. But just for my piece of mind: